No caffiene?!

So reading week is over and I’m more or less back to regular school hours. I come to the realization:

I’VE BEEN ANIMATING WITHOUT BEING RUN ON CAFFIENE FOR TWO MONTHS. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?!

Since Jan 8th the doc put me on this detox program to clear out the crap in my blood since apparently my mother freaked when my dad had an abnormally high blood sugar level and was afraid it’d happen to me. I agreed to be put on it only because she couldn’t stop verbally harassing me about “my impending health crisis” every evening.

Truth be told, I considered brutal forms of physical torture after I was told that I was from then on prohibited from starch, processed goods and caffiene in all forms.

This means:
-no rice
-no bread [white or brown]
-no pasta
-no sweets [including pastry]
-no sandwiches
-no subs
-no coke
-no coffee
-no tea
-no orange juice
-no bananas
-no potatoes
-no yams…

Good gawd the list went on. I forced myself to not only adjust my diet, but my sleeping habits and working schedule as well. Dropped almost 20 pounds over the last couple months. Only roughly 10 more to go before I’m off the damned program. FREAKING DAMMITALLTAHELL.

First thing Imma eat once the thing is over is a bowl of well cooked rice.

Posted by axl99 March 2007

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